what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
rocks dont move and they are happy
(Source: nippled)
im very accepting i have friends from all 3 hogwarts houses that arent my own
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
who gave small children the ability to scream
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
isnt it weird how like theres a million different species and u got put in the body of a human like u couldve been a giraffe or caterpillar but no ur a human
I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
my mom found me
on the floor
in a fetal position
due to this post
- When not all the books in the series are the same height.
- When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
- When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
- When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
- Basically just books.
- God damn them.
